Hope you're not easily offended

Imagine getting paid to make double entendre jokes and putting them on the web, on packaging and email campaigns. Yup. Definitely the most fun project I’ve worked on, that probably shouldn’t be in my portfolio.

Website design project menu:

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Project: WTF Novelties website design

WTF Novelties is a company that makes high quality bath bombs with just the wrong names, like “Just the Tip”, “Blue Balls” and “Big Johnson”. This project included copywriting, design and development. The only limitation given, was that the website needed to be built on a black background.

Website Design Sample: WTF Novelties Website Design


• WTF Novelties
• Ryze Agency
• Shopify
• Adobe XD
• Adobe Photoshop
• Adobe Illustrator
Work Performed:
• Wireframes
• Prototypes
• Copywriting
• Web development
• HTML5 / CSS3 / Javascript

I drink my coffee black. No cream or sugar. How about you?

Ok. Now we know each other a bit, but I guess there are other things you’re still wondering about me. Take a look at my résumé and when you’re done with it, shoot me an email and let me know how I can help you sell more.

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Let's meet for coffee ...

I don’t know about you, but I already swiped right! Let’s get together and meet for coffee so we can talk about how I’ll be able to help you. Hit me up, and I’m there! You know I’ll be drinking mine black.